Every damn time.

That all makes sense to me. And those are great choices for favorites!

Same and same.

She is perfection. If she ever does something truly awful, I’ll finally lose faith in humanity.

Both, I hope!

Also, you just reminded me that red pistachios existed!

Dude.

Can’t stop hitting replay on that!

I’d say douchey, but not uncharacteristically so. I get the crush — I do! — but he’s always been sort of equal parts smug douche and incredibly gifted actor.

I relate so hard!

Totally natural reaction.

Should she match it to her pantsuit or go with a contrasting color? I mean, obviously, I’m going to judge either way.

I so want one.

They’d be fools NOT to name her that.

I don’t know if you can fully appreciate it in that photo, but the handle on the lid is a mouth, and you pull the tongue to lift it. Basically, it’s the classiest thing you’ll ever see.

Precisely.

I have the boob cookie jar!

Regardless of the situation, always good advice.

That’s the part that makes me shake with rage (rather than just shiver with anger and a bit of nausea). The man thought it would be a fling. A FUCKING FLING.

The ad has everything — an unconscious Kardashian dressed as Audrey Hepburn and dreaming she’s both Marie Antoinette and relevant. In the mix, you’ll find a hipster basket bike, a likely concussion and a flash-forward that will leave you longing for more of the Marie Antoinette nonsense. There’s even an energy drink…