On the one hand, yeah, call a creep a creep. Or call way-the-fuck-worse-than-a-creep a creep. Whatever.

Absolutely!

Sold!

Almost!

I’ll fight you for those chub cheeks!

Whatev. Don’t knock it until you’ve supported yourself for years doing it.

We are in agreement on all points.

What the fuck, Nordstrom?! Those are not cool.

Nonetheless, my mom is still my go-to partner for new and potentially uncomfortable experiences. She is the person I turn to if I want to try dining in pitch dark or go to an interactive theater performance. She is unflappable, maybe because she doesn’t care about looking foolish.

Let him sit on your chest, even when you’re “not in the mood.” He’ll appreciate your patience, but he also expects it.

“Next you’ll be telling me how Black people use the N word why can’t white people?”

Maybe this isn’t the case that proves your point, though — especially considering that Ruby has been comparing herself to Bieber for ages. He call her his “twin.”

You’re probably right about the out-of-bounds piss and shit is a behavioral thing. Some cats do not do well without their home/people/routine. The vomiting could easily be stress, too. HOWEVER, it never hurts to go to the vet. If it doesn’t appear to be an emergency, wait until Monday.

On the one hand, I’m sad that it took so long for someone to make that comment. On the other hand, I’m glad it was you.

You can’t do that. You have to tell us now. Feel free to lie about parts, if needed to avoid doxxing.

*tries to win you back with sexy photo*

Monster people do!

I refuse to believe that. Instead, I choose to believe that he loves it so much, it’s his pet name for his wife. He calls her Jillicama.