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Orthiad
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Pros of cities flooding: coffee shops don’t close.
I wonder how many women (and men) are downloading that data right now looking for their significant other.
I can dress up as Peter Griffin and clean your home, for a fee, of course.
I can relate! My parents often gave me board games as gifts like for Christmas, and then refused to play with me. “Go get a friend to play” is what this shy, introverted kid often heard. Okay.
About a week ago I brought in home made popcorn from my lunch into work, 9 out of the ten people in my office had never had it in anything else but the movie theater or the microwave...
What the fuck is this country turning into? First we fix the popcorn, Then... everything else.
Why do people call CSRs and tech support and think “maybe if I’m a huge enough asshole, the problem I wish to remedy will magically go away faster? “
We met on Tuesdays and Thursdays on the muddy shores of Lakeshire. There were 40 of us, alternatives in tow,…
Oh, there WAS a Yelp review! Thank you for this; the news story showed a Facebook comment and didn’t specify Yelp was involved. I’ve updated the post.
The best cat motherhood story I have concerns a stray who adopted my family growing up. Her name was Ginger, and she took to us immediately. When she had her litter, she refused to use the food and box we put next to where she birthed. Instead, she found the nearest human and carried the kittens to curl up together so…
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For almost a week now, some parts of the gaming internet have been going nuts over the visual similarities between…
Jesus Christ, what a bunch of butts. I don’t have kids and I don’t want kids and I don’t really like kids but I do my best to nod along supportively when people talk about their kids or show me pictures or whatever because that is basic human courtesy and also I guess it’s really nice that people love their kids? It’s…
I really want to say something meaningful, smart, and supportive about all of this but I just can’t. I’m just so fucking tired of this shit and I mostly just want to meet this principal and the faculty members who feel this way and I just want to glare at them. Just lock eyes and glare as my ugly disapproving face…
I heard that idea years ago, but it went further. Study findings at the time indicated that the positive effects of being outdoors were less marked among children living in high-development cities than they were in those children living in rural areas. A possible explanation was floated, that the urban kids' vision…
Don't you mean #FISTworldproblems? I'll see myself out (slams door).
Husband: Um, can I tell people that our love burned too bright and too quickly? Kind of a Candle in the Wind deal?
She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.
I thought you white/golders were on crack and then that dress switched on me, then switched back! That dress is the greatest troll ever.
i prefer Garbage Pail Kids
This reminds me of the time a woman was accused of cheating at a Magic the Gathering pro tour qualifier because "there is no way she could be that good" after she handed out beatdowns all day in the grinder rounds.