A-freaking-men! Halle Berry came across more as a soccer-mom than a force of nature. When Storm is ready to throw down, the entire audience should be like, “Oh shiiiiit.” instead of waiting for her to ask to talk to the manager.

Was Munn bad? Her character was pointless and shoehorned in, but was SHE bad? I still think Jennifer Lawrence is the worst X actress

Counter-argument - she should have just been cast as Storm all those years ago, instead of bloody Halle Berry who was so horribly miscast.

Silver-locked Queen Angela Bassett rubs it in how badly Fox failed Storm just by showing up.

Scrolled down to find this, since this article is a very strange take.

Not sure she counts as “lame” but I hate that we are supposed to hate Miranda Priestly and think Andy made the right decision by dramatically quitting in favor of her whiny boyfriend who needs a very special birthday party on his birthday. Miranda Priestly is supposed to be a cautionary tale because she is a divorced…

I only recently learned that Mena Suvari and Mira Sorvino were different people.

I’ve always wanted a sequel about the Baroness. I’m convinced she discreetly skipped town till the war was over and led a fabulous life of cocktails and assorted male suitors, while Maria was stuck with the kids.

This conversation between Orson Welles and Henry Jaglom comes to mind:

Yes, absolutely. There’s the scene where she’s talking to Mrs. Doubtfire (very private thoughts about her marriage) and she says “I didn’t like the person I had to be when I was around him.” or something like that. In other words, she had to be his mother. She had to be the killjoy. And the whole time he’s getting…

Two words: Jeanie Bueller.

This article reminds me of a quote I saw somewhere that was something along the lines of “You know you’re finally an adult when you start agreeing with the parents in kid’s movies.” Like Ariel’s dad. “But Daddy, I love him!” Um, no, you’re 16 and literally just met the guy. Sit down, and eat your seaweed (I assume…

The one bit of mansplaining Matt Damon is correct about: awards should be given to films 10 years AFTER their release - to ensure they stand the test of time. I thought American Beauty was a fucking pretentious whiney white boy joke of a film when I saw it and I can;t imagine my impression would improve after a viewing

“Charlie, who we can all agree is a cuck”

“I may be a harpy but my silk is stainless” would make a fantastic Twitter or Instagram bio.

Sally Field in Mrs Doubtfire.

Also? Ben Stiller’s character, Michael, in Reality Bites. He’s supposed to be the lame boyfriend alternative to hot, inconsiderate, wounded musician Ethan Hawke. Stiller gets dumped on because he has a job, wears a suit, tries to be socially adept, and makes a reality TV pilot that focuses on Winona and her friends’…

JERRY MAGUIRE IS A GARBAGE MOVIE KILL IT WITH FIRE

My friend’s mother has RSF. She always looks like she’s smiling.

Is there something called Resting Smiley Face? (Can I trademark RSF?) In almost every picture I see of Meghan, she’s always smiling, or half-smiling, or pursing her mouth in a weird smug smirk. Even when there’s no reason to believe that a camera is on her (although I suppose she realizes that the camera is always on…