In 1994, when I was a senior in high school, I finally got boobs. The decision to go to prom was last minute, so I borrowed a friend’s dress. Black halter top that went to mid-thigh before it turned into strips. Kind of like at the car wash. Needless to say, I had substantially more boobs than my friend. So i ran with…

I hope he haunts Trump and Zinke. Follows Trump to Mar-a-Lago. Hides his speed and coke.

There are competing schools of thought on this - I think that he cannot be indicted for crimes he commits while President, but it isn’t clear if he could be indicted for crimes committed before he was elected. So, he could possibly be indicted for any RICO-type charges concerning the Trump Foundation. But, there’s…

The difference between him and Jack Nicholson playing The Joker is that the audience knew it was Jack Nicholson playing The Joker. Did his audience know he was just playing Alex Jones bigoted, homophobic, racist, misogynistic Infowars host? My guess is no.

I’m a recovering Catholic myself, and have had it up to here with family members asking if I’m making the 6 hour trek to my home town this weekend. I haven’t been there for Easter for the past 5 years or so. It’s a complete let down, and I can barely enjoy Easter dinner before I have to get back in the car to drive…

I’m trying to get my Congressman - Quigley - to actually get off his butt and do something. He is in an incredibly safe seat and does NOTHING. You hear from him weeks after something controversial is over. It is annoying as fuck because we’re stuck with him until he chooses to leave - I don’t know what he has on…

Aaahhhh! He is the absolute worst!

My internet would cost the same as it does with basic cable as part of the package, so why wouldn’t I get it?

He’s the college freshman who’s weekend starts Thursday afternoon...but he still has a class on Friday mornings. Can’t wait for final exam time!

You so are not alone! It is the ickiest feeling. My tummy needs to breathe.

When George Stephanapoulos said that it took all my willpower not to chuck the remote at the TV. Does President Twatwaffle even stay at the Whitehouse ever? it’s fucking Thursday!

He looks like he has roseacea. But it also looks like it could be from boozin’ too much.

I probably should wear a one-piece - I am so out of shape and old - but I hate the feeling of the wet suit against my tummy. And it feels so heavy! Plus, one pieces make me look like I have uni-boob. Uni-boob that hangs to my belly button. So, I’m the fat chick with ginormous boobs in a bikini. I usually wear a…

Check out figleaves.com. They carry mainly non-American lingerie brands*, which mean they actually will fit women who have breasts. A lot of the lingerie lines also carry swimwear in bra sizes, going up to J or K cup.

That is sound reasoning. And conservative means what it meant pre-tea party bullshit.

Tell them you’re going to India, or some other country where traveler’s diarrhea runs rampant, and ask for an emergency antibiotic prescription. Most doctors understand that finding medical care in a foreign country when you’re shitting out your innards is kind of hard to do. I have an old Cipro script from my last…

I did hear the original arguments in Hivey; I’m going to listen to the re-hearing this afternoon if I get a chance. That was an unfortunate question. He does ask those sometimes.

I guess he’s not an idealogue, the way you think of conservative justices like Scalia. And he isn’t always predictable. He’s kind of like Kennedy, but with really easy to comprehend opinions? So, maybe Reagan Republican is a good descriptor.

Until then can we take a little joy out of this?

They’re not conservative. 8 of the 11 justices were appointed by Republican presidents, but that doesn’t make them conservative.