It came up years ago with some co-workers (yes, we had very inappropriate conversations some times; this one wasn’t even the worst). And one of them said he didn’t shower every day, but he did wash down the undercarriage, which he then explained as “everything that is under something else, body-wise, where sweat can…

It is the best thing. And you can just throw it in the washer! But if you’re lazy, they’re super cheap anyway...

That’s why I call it the undercarriage, because feet need a wipe down too. It’s more descriptive.

I do the same. I have one of those Salux washclothes they use at Korean spas, and I love to use it. Exfoliating feels so good! That being said, I do not shower every day. Usually every other depending on the state of my hair. On the off days, I just wipe down the undercarriage - which is what I call tits, pits,…

My mom knew a lot of my friends’ parents because I grew up and went to school in a large town/small city. People tended to stay put, so the kids my mom went to school with had kids I went to school with.

I don’t have kids, but I do live in a neighborhood full of them. And it makes my heart happy that a lot of parents let their kids ride their bikes to the park and play out front or at the school playground By. Them. Selves.* I keep an eye out and make sure they seem to be okay when I’m walking through the…

I felt a little bad when she stayed with my mom for 3 weeks when I went on vacation several years ago. My mom said that she wouldn’t even sit on the same couch as her for the first week and a half. By the end of the 3 weeks she would finally sit on the other end of the couch with her. All my mom wanted was to have…

I’m also a single lady in her 40s...I finally got my KitchenAid stand mixer a few years ago as my fee for doing a friend’s divorce. It was totally worth it.

My cat loves me and only me. And it makes me sooooooo happy! She has to be in the same room with me. There is no going to the bathroom by myself - she may be sleeping on the couch, but as soon as I head to the bathroom, she is up following me. She then lies on the bathmat until I am finished what ever I am doing. …

I’ve always thought it would be funny to dance to The Beatles When I’m 64 as my first wedding dance. It seems appropriate.

My cousin and his wife danced their first dance to Poison’s Every Rose Has Its Thorn. They had a very tumultuous relationship that ended in divorce 25 years later. I was 14 or so when they got married, and even I recognized how fucked up, yet appropriate, it was that they danced to that.

I believe in an earlier piece about Emily Shire’s article, someone stated they were a friend of Emily’s. I think it is Zukka.

Led Zeppelin’s Moby Dick and The Beatles I Feel Fine are total rip-offs of Bobby Parkers’ Watch Your Step, which gets stuck in my head. That riff is amazing.

When my friend lived in Corpus Christi I made them take me by Selena’s house and so I could get my picture with her statue - it was the highlight of my trip!

Same here. This behavior is totally unacceptable.

Chicago Sanitation - oh, this is totally next.

Damn it, now my cat is going to have to re-evaluate. She was just a fan of dreamy bad boys who dance.

So, is my calico multi-racial? She is very concerned about Russia because she is too damn old to be worrying that Red Dawn is actually happening (the original, not that horrendous remake). If real life is going to be like an 80s movie, she would prefer it be like Dirty Dancing or Breakfast Club.

But the media DID lend credence to anti-vaxxers by giving plenty of screen time to people like Jenny McCarthy. They stopped because those people were discredited. So the Russia issue/national security is exactly the same, because at some point these morons will be discredited, too. But in the meantime, their…

I had no idea! It’s pretty much my dream.