@Spoony Bard: 'Cuz then the kids wouldn't watch.

@Agrippa: My thoughts exactly. They built an ultralight glider with flexible wings. What role did that play in the actual flight? The source link appears to be broken.

@Nelson: I figure this guy ended up ordering a martini.

Oh no! This place must be classy. The wine list is on one of those iPad things. Pressure's on... don't screw this up. Everyone's looking at you. I was just going to order the Yellowtail Rose. But then they'll think I'm uncultured. Maybe I should go for this one, the '82 Haut Briand. Old is classy right? …

@Z-01_Lancelot: Haven't the foggiest, but it looks good to me.

I like this.

@twfmek: I didn't even have to think "TK-421? Where've I heard that before?" It's so ingrained. And I imagine a fair number of us here are the same way.

@HJTravels:

@pistolpeteSF: I agree. I wager that the majority of people who claim to have sex while texting/text while sexin' are slightly exaggerating the encounter. It probably is as you say; one individual is texting while the person seated next to them has something else on their mind. I can also imagine someone texting…

@donrhummy: Maybe. But can you think of a better way to learn what all the other boxes are saying behind your back?

@AndrewBytes: Sounds like you've done this before....

@Vanilla-Terror: Costs estimated over time... adjusted for inflation... you know... bio-fuel futures and a rising Yen... The airlines would find a way to justify the claim.

@four12: My thoughts exactly

How come I feel that if I tried this here in the States I would be arrested for violating state and federal wiretap laws and be accused of being a terrorist?

@qbrad: Then you guessed wrong. And I believe there's a lawn I asked you to vacate... Or are you gonna go running back to your Mama.com? Godaddy Go.

@Sunset Flip: OOHHH! Aren't you fancy with your "AskJeeves" and your "Yahoo". It's Infoseek and Lycos all the way for me.

@Z-01_Lancelot: Yes... but can you post it in Braille? I tried and failed. But someone must be able to do it.

So I can't get free health care but prisoners are getting pain rays fired at them at no cost to us tax payers?! Is that fair I ask you? Is that really fair?

Interestingly enough, when one hits an insulator on one of Google's poles, it's called "Binging it".

Can anyone say "Jammin' on the One" in Braille?