Using his logic, Target has stolen tens of thousands of dollars from me over the year. They have NEVER bought anything from me! There’s yuge trade deficit with Target! Now, I’ve put on a 25% tariff from everything I buy from Target. That’ll show me!

Prisons have always been slave labor camps. It’s the only form of slavery still legal.

That’s a very refined cat, eating a salad before tearing the head off a mouse or a bird.

I’ve talked to people on crack who make more sense than Kudlow.

“Tight five” is what Donald Trump Jr. calls his penis.

Edibles. Titrate!

As someone who has moved through the whole gamut of anti-depressants until settling on bupropion and cannabis, spravato was pitched to me a couple of years ago as a trial participant. The side effects description ran from “your dead father beating you with a chain,” a widow maker heart attack, or both. 

So.... not sure how to ask this, but is it kind of like Quest for Fire and you discover the missionary position by the end?

Not that I know of. You’re working with pre-defined evolutionary traits that amount to improvements in intelligence, dexterity, communication and stuff like that. The game tracks how quickly you’re acquiring these abilities, which are metered out by very video-gamey systems like experience points and such and then…

Trump: “Wait a minute. No president has done what I’ve done.”

I hate every person who voted for him and will never forgive any of them. We all knew who he was, and if you didn’t like Hillary you should have stayed home.

On the same day that Trump reprised a bigoted and anti-Semitic stereotype - (from known Jew haters), Trump openly disrespects after the only European country that proactively saved its Jews from the Holocaust.

“We’re always gonna vote Republican as long as they don’t touch our gunz and they keep those homos and colored people from taking over.”

Ari Melber also references a lot of hooks to a lot of rap songs ... and not all those songs were performed by the Beastie Boys or Cypress Hill.

Here we go. “If you don’t vote for me you are disloyal.” Said every dictator ever.

You see, THESE tropes aren’t anti-Semitic, because he learned them from Stephen Miller and Ben Shapiro, so it’s not nearly as bad as the time Ilhan Omar referenced the hook to a rap song.

The First Amendment states “Congress shall make no law...” which means there is no federal law at all!

I see you conveniently leave out that whole “well regulated militia” thing. That’s what we now call the National Guard.

“and I find myself heartened by living in a culture where the curiosities of the “nerd” have not only been normalized, but also reflected in mass-market entertainment like Marvel and Star Wars.”

I’m amazed at how many 80s and 90s kids have just now discovered that the stuff they watched religiously as kids was, for the most part, absolute and total garbage.