You mean, it’s a Star Wars movie?

And now the FBI is investigating this. I would be curious to know what the case number would be; it would be an indication of charges the investigation is leading towards.

Yeah they looked more like this.

Shorter version: pay $20 if you can’t be bothered to look at the free information on your COD Profile web page.

If they mean the "Colt Navy" Civil War-era pistol, then I am in.

Probably doing one of his many spot-on impressions.

Yeah but is it better than that Doritos racing game for the Xbox 360?

Were the blank pieces of letter paper just to make it look like there was more thought there / to hide the Air Force One pad of paper with sharpie notes?

Yeah I can’t imagine where this problem began.

Now I know why Junior is sticking with that beard: it was originally Kim’s idea.

Similar to yourself, I have a job where nothing I make exists in the real world. There is nothing that I contribute that has any tangible value.

re: quid pro quo

You had me at "urine marinade"!

Aw Bat Baby! I thought the tabloids finally caught him. Is he on the loose again?

That’s a fun thought experiment! As humanity races out into the stars, wouldn’t they see successive generations fly past them — as their ancestors continued to evolve the capabilities of space flight. Until, the very people who left Earth first become those who have traveled the least distance.

When you die in the story mode, it treats you to this quote. I thought (given the kind of day you’re having) you might get a kick out of this one: