If they mean the "Colt Navy" Civil War-era pistol, then I am in.

Probably doing one of his many spot-on impressions.

Yeah but is it better than that Doritos racing game for the Xbox 360?

Were the blank pieces of letter paper just to make it look like there was more thought there / to hide the Air Force One pad of paper with sharpie notes?

Yeah I can’t imagine where this problem began.

Now I know why Junior is sticking with that beard: it was originally Kim’s idea.

Similar to yourself, I have a job where nothing I make exists in the real world. There is nothing that I contribute that has any tangible value.

re: quid pro quo

You had me at "urine marinade"!

Aw Bat Baby! I thought the tabloids finally caught him. Is he on the loose again?

That’s a fun thought experiment! As humanity races out into the stars, wouldn’t they see successive generations fly past them — as their ancestors continued to evolve the capabilities of space flight. Until, the very people who left Earth first become those who have traveled the least distance.

When you die in the story mode, it treats you to this quote. I thought (given the kind of day you’re having) you might get a kick out of this one:

In solidarity.

Here here.

“Seventy percent of millennials in a new poll say that they are somewhat or extremely like to vote for a socialist candidate.” — https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/467684-70-percent-of-millennials-say-theyd-vote-for-a-socialist-poll

Hot take: female cartoon showrunners make better cartoons than men.

When I stop taking mine, my eyes hurt and I get a headache. I would have quit them long ago if I could become a super villain by not taking my meds!

It's also a lot of fun if you are a dude. Female objectivism is the product of jealousy.