Their only regret at this point is not trying it sooner. They had been assuming this whole time that a) they couldn’t pull off buying an election, and b) two-thirds of the population would give a shit about any of this.

Pelicans are hilarious. They sidle up to you while you fish on the pier.

It is insanely rare for the CIA to refer a criminal prosecution to the DOJ. They would not do that for shit and giggles.

If social healthcare is a budgetary priority of a nation, providing it to people (especially if they are the people that need it the most) is then not a burden. This rule serves no purpose other than to discriminate.

Ah! I can see your point.

I wish to understand your math!

I ordered mozza sticks at a BK once. Saw them drop it on the floor (rubber, anti-slip mat), pick them up with their bare hands, and put them back in the cardboard container. When I asked about it when they brought them up to the cash, they responded with a question: “So... you DON’T want the mozza sticks, then?”

We all leave and arrive at the same time. First Class is for suckers.

At one point, Germany stopped being a republic, too. When was that? 1933.

Did anyone here play Aces Over Europe, or Aces Over The Pacific? I loved those. Right up there with Chuck Yaeger’s Air Combat.

Check out their Facebook ads. They spout all kinds of nonsense like this, and Facebook couldn’t give a fuck about it. Even when they contribute to the El Paso mass shooting.

Is it the normal recovery time for that procedure for an individual that age? I thought that he would be in recovery for longer. That’s pretty swanky, by any standard, that medical technology allows us to do that.

Check out which Putin buddy is paying Rudy for doing this, too. Lev Parnas.

America as a republic was done and in the dumpster the moment this administration came into power. Trump’s side of things had moved onto a completely set of rules, while the rest of us continue to hum and haw on the semantics of an “impeachment inquiry” versus an “impeachment investigation”.

Nobody thought it was a big deal that he paid off scandals during the election to keep them secret. Or that he lied all through the same campaign about his businesses in Russia, or that he was pursuing a deal with sanctioned Russian oligarchs in case he didn’t win. Or that he interfered with the investigation into…

“Can you ever be just ‘peached’?”

We already know Trump gave false statements in his open-book test with Mueller. From:

I don’t think they packed like they planned to come back, either. The second Pompeo was like “where the shit does the transcript say 'if you do us a favor first'," you knew he was fucking immediately thinking about the fastest way out of the country.

They’re, uh, none of them are coming back, are they? This is them running.

He keeps buying new veneers, but they start to rot as soon as he says anything out loud.