Nobody thought it was a big deal that he paid off scandals during the election to keep them secret. Or that he lied all through the same campaign about his businesses in Russia, or that he was pursuing a deal with sanctioned Russian oligarchs in case he didn’t win. Or that he interfered with the investigation into…

“Can you ever be just ‘peached’?”

We already know Trump gave false statements in his open-book test with Mueller. From:

I don’t think they packed like they planned to come back, either. The second Pompeo was like “where the shit does the transcript say 'if you do us a favor first'," you knew he was fucking immediately thinking about the fastest way out of the country.

They’re, uh, none of them are coming back, are they? This is them running.

He keeps buying new veneers, but they start to rot as soon as he says anything out loud.

When the GRU decide to contain the fallout (no pun intended) of Trump going rogue, even money says they make it look like some sort of heart failure.

Holy shit so the form thing is a super bad faith argument!

The other brain-melting claim today comes from The Federalist: the deep state changed the rules on IC whistleblowing to allow it to not come from first-hand accounts.

Jordan probably got the talking points on today’s conspiracy theory — Adam Schiff wrote the whistleblower complaint. Their “proof”? They don’t like how the whistleblower complaint is written.

So I have been in the past few Breakpoint alphas/betas, and it is bug-gy! And not just in a missing text string kind of way! Core gameplay mechanics, like face buttons just stop working; not being able to use the items wheel; losing an evening’s worth of progress. Stuff like that. And if these had just been in the…

Did you see Giuliani on Stephanopoulos? You can smell the desperation from here.

I have also not seen that! I’m afraid to. Whenever Netflix puts up these things from stuff I used to watch, they can be underwhelming. Or maybe it’s just that I remember the show differently? I don’t know. But it can leave me feeling sad.

I miss Zim.

re: the system these transcripts were buried in -- there is an executive order explicitly prohibiting it being used for exactly these types of things. But they did it anyway.

“His mind is a television that changes channels every three seconds and where every channel has an infomercial on it; it cycles day and night without ever quite cohering into a signal. There is plenty of noise, though”

I would have suggested Twitter needs to kick him off, but at this point I am more convinced Twitter itself needs to go.

The car should explode as she walks away. Just saying, if you’re going in, then go in whole-hog.