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I declare the witness is hostile! And also in possession of legs that go for days!

/s

I would do magic tricks.

“destroyed her virtue and ruined her reputation...”

That blows my mind! I did not think that would be the case for the Nation of Islam. To quote Abdel Haleem’s “Translation of the Qu’ran for White Folks” (not the real title):

(before continuing)

Oh cool. So we are going to war with Iran, then.

Can't imagine how the US could start a war with Iran. It isn't like the president is backed into a corner, like he was with drawing sharpie all over Alabama.

Almost like it was a BAD FUCKING IDEA to have Flake and the Party Of Trump define the scope of the FBI investigation into these allegations against Kavanaugh... *womp womp*

Did you see how the problem with Judge Kavanagh might be that after all that nonsense with confirming him anyway, he is exactly what everyone said he was already?

Looks like this toilet *puts on sunglasses* has escaped.

I am going to have to write a script that seeks out each time you are forced to say "Shut up, tomato" and add the star.

I would also like to contribute to this pool.

If Biden can’t stand up to Castro (saying what everyone is saying/thinking already), then I will take a pass on Biden. If an all-Dems debate stage shared with the second-stringers is really all that much of a threat, then Biden is a fucking terrible choice for a president. Fuck it.

I am going to look past how gross probably the inside of that box is going to be to celebrate that after all this time, I finally understand how to play this game! Like minute, to minute.

Also Biden and Warren team up on Bernie. You thought she was one of us? The third act twist! And Biden and Warren each think they can fucking beat the other, so that will implode in on itself.

Is it possible to give you some sort of “star” for this article? Do you guys have a ballot box with a free pizza party prize? I would vote for you to have that pizza party.

They’re already on public record for enabling this asshat dictator. Every Republican vote, peer or politician, for years. “The Republican Party is now the Trump Party. Everyone who didn’t kiss immense ass has either quit or been replaced.”