There need to be fewer guns. I will settle for universal background checks, for a start.

Old man yells at graph.

It's such an atmospheric game! I love playing in first-person, so I can imagine how fun VR is.

Stupid question (forgive me, I am working class): does a recession affect anyone who isn't in the stock market or manufacturing sector?

Ever gotten the chili cheese dog at Dairy Queen? It's the closest I have ever gotten to ingesting food and immediately getting diarrhoea.

Well that's assault. Again.

Is that dumbass trying to say “4 TO 5 feet”? As in, the length of fish; not the depth (that it was speared)? Christ, like father like son.

Wow you teed that up for them and everything.

It has been three days since someone last made that bullshit argument with me.

I remember that Wyatt Cenac episode of “Problem Areas” where he pointed out that “police training” has no standards, and can be instructed by absolutely anyone. Whenever the cops shoot someone, I cringe when they say that they "need more training".

Wooh. Thought they cancelled "Ready Or Not" for a moment there!

You have selected Driver. Are you sure you don't want to select a putter?

And it’s only one of the movies coming out this August with the same premise! It’s ”Ants” again!

Presidential photographer:

Star for "Rashomon-esque".

Want to deliver the food in a truck, like a milkman? Well, you have to do base construction quests for a thousand years before you can even start to have ground vehicles. And each of those base construction quest milestones are gated by specialists quests.

Fuel for your ship to leave the ground. Different fuel for your ship to fly fast through a star system. And even different-er fuel to go to a different star system.

It takes something like 10 hours to get to a NMS message of “Great, now explore the galaxy as you see fit!” ... and you still haven’t unlocked most of the base construction, or ground vehicles; you may not even have a capital ship, or any of the mechanics that come along with that*! The first time user experience in…

Holy shit, have there ever been two adjacent presidents that were so different in how they act around children, the grieving, or the vulnerable?

Correct. God bless America.