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The paranoid theorist in me wondered if Mulvaney was fake-coughing to try to stop Trump from saying something about his finances.

In the words of Samson Finch, "live by your own code; kill any of those that don't"

Did it use a tag (could sort of look like a QR code) to orient the model(s), or did it just use the surface of the table unaided?

“Whatever the Russian villains in a jingoistic 1980s action movie were into.”

It’s correct to say “deadlocked”, but no one should pretend this jury was split 50/50. People who feel it is a crime to treat migrants (documented or otherwise) as human beings are in the minority. And on the wrong goddamn side of history.

“We've done absolutely nothing to solve the problem, and we are all out of ideas."

At least this time he thought to make sure the paper wasn't blank.

Take a moment and google his resumé. I’ll wait.

Here ya go! Year 2018:

He is the tallest president.

Ooh like new NAFTA; new name, but it's still NAFTA. Trump is shit. He is shit, at just all of this. All of it. Everything.

Probably because he had just watched that Fox News segment about how we will get to Mars by launching from the Moon.

The moon is a part of the things we are doing, I think, is what he meant in his world salad, there. I am loathe to defend Trump, so please don't ask me to do it again. But yes, it is funnier to imagine he thinks that the moon and Mars are the same thing.

Now do cross-play.

Establishment Democrats are ass-hats.

Ah yes. They are finally leaning into the whole “child prison camp” thing. I bet that will make some people happy.

Cut the holes for the sleeves like a magician's straightjacket, front of the jacket has lots of travel space. And then the tailor goes and hangs themselves because that is an awful thing to do to a suit.

A medal to whomever managed to tuck those jowels into the collar.