The part where it lays out how it couldn’t definitively say that Trump and his ilk conspired to defraud the election BECAUSE of the acts of obstruction by said ilk: Weird thing to do the Pony Dance for, Laura.
Downing is a crooked lawyer, and he has been misquoting ABJ to angle for a presidential pardon. Well, fucks to you, Downing. These new fraud indictments aren’t getting a pardon from the president. You wasted everyone’s time (and broke the law for leaking information to Trump) for nothing!
Holy cow! What criminal masterminds! Wow. I am glad someone finally caught the only people capable of doing this. I sure hope they don't inspire others to conspire to defraud the already-corrupt post-secondary education racket!
Trump has made it clear he is scared about running again. He is scared that he didn’t even win the first time without him cheating. The man can’t even steal a golf tournament without cheating. But you don’t just need to take my word for it.
Oh satire? Like a “Great people plant shade trees they’ll never sit under.” kind of thing? Hence the hero image at the top. Very meta!
If you need a replacement organ, that's fine, but you should only ask for one when the old one has magically healed itself.
Trump’s lawyers dangled a pardon while they waded through discovery to find out if Cohen had any really damaging tapes, records. When they found out he didn’t, they stopped dangling the pardon. That Cohen soured on Trump.
Guess which president recieved qualifiably-more gifts than Trump? I will give you a hint: it starts with the letter “O” and it ends with “bama”.
The art of the deal, baby! Give away everything, get nothing in return, then lie about it while you lick your self-inflicted wounds. What an ultramaroon!
The complaints just mean the game is balanced.
Feinstein and her class-ilk stole what this country could have been.
“... you might remember that the whole thing was supposed to be built upon unprecedented environmental destruction enabled by Microsoft’s fancy cloud computing”
Manners are never unnecessary.
Yet he tanked when asked about talking about the investigation to a “third party”. See Rudy 9/11, Buzzfeed, for examples of a third party.
I know takes on T**mp are not particularly new anymore, but I especially enjoyed reading this.
Must get hard to breathe when the mask isn't actually connected to anything. Like breathing through a tube.
Your column will be missed!
Starkiller Base *cough* Not the Death Star. In Force Awakens.