A gift certificate for a nice restaurant or cash. No need to go nuts.

OMG, that’s terrible. I’m so sorry.

I mean, people should name their kids whatever they want. But I can also say it’s a dumb name that sounds like a chewing tobacco.

Set up a podium in the National focking Mall. Call the news cameras. Let’s do this.

My dad, who was a republican until this election, has been contacting everyone who is listening to try to get Preet Bharara on the case...and he has been on fire trying to get his repub house rep to hold a town hall. If you can fuck up my dad’s association with the republican party, even after GW Bush (and we are…

I hope you’re right

No word on the traditionalness of Payten, I see...

And everybody knows an asshole who makes “jokes” just like that. Motherfockers.

You know they’re all going to be gay drug-addicted leftists by the time they turn 17, right?

That is fine. At least it’s not Eamon or Payten or any of the other weird redneck names my upstate NY peers named their kids. Fucksake, it’s not 1867.

I had students named Bodhi and Asia (white kids, natch).

Ugh, sorry dude. I’m from upstate NY and I’ve seen some of these.

It is the same world as where Jared Kushner is a scrappy entremanure.

well it IS an OFFENSIVE team, as it were.

A good friend had Liz Phair’s Supernova for her wedding song. You know, the one that says “and you fuck like a volcano and you’re everything to me”? V religious family, she was totes aware of the lyrics. Not sure if everyone else was though.

Heh, see Born in the USA. I mean, pop singers don’t always enunciate super-well, but that’s why edison invented all those lyrics pages on the internets.

And Bannon is in a suit for this one?? Must be gettin’ paid for this one.

Ah, but what is money when you can govern