Yeah, this has the distinct feel of Person Doesn’t Get It, Thinks They are Being Cool and Contrarian. She looks and sounds like an older version of a former friend of mine who has gone for the smug, not-listening look in the last few years. It’s not a good one. Not to say that the issue is always articulated well, but…

Global warming formalwear.

I mean, how many of you passed out whilst wearing your polyester band uniforms as teens...I did, yo. She prolly felt the creeping furries coming on and didn’t want to eat shit in public. Probably doesn’t feel like she can wear anything that shows her arms or whatever. Can we get the lady a nice cool linen suit...…

Be sure to check out the Kosher Buddhist Vegetarian places. They’re so good.

That might be it-my dad’s family fled from Aleppo over 100 years ago when the Ottoman Empire was crumbling (they were Christians and shit was bad for them), and the branches of the family that ended up in more metro areas in the U.S. usually ended up staying with their original sect and marrying into similar families…

oh god, that sucks. but good that it’s working out now.

YAY DRUGS. Thanks.

Aaa that’s awesome. Did it hurt to get inserted though?

I used to work for a Mormon scientist. The light from his office window was blocked by all the orange soda cans. Not sure if it’s better to have an occasional coffee or drown your pancreas in Crush, but well, I guess soda’s big in that community
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/30/us/…

No representation for Tofutti Cuties. Washington is a dairy shill. Which, if you’re lactose-intolerant, is really sad. I’ll be over here eating mozzarella-rolled mascarpone, though.

Yes. I have had 2 jobs with “manager” in the title, though I have supervised 0 people in those jobs. I move paper around to make money go places, but truthfully, I don’t really actually do anything. If they want to fire me and let me do the things I wanted to do instead, that would be fine. Will pet cats and comment…

Sweet Jeebus. I can’t even stand my parents being up my nose about my “family plans” (we’re not super-close...). I know royal succession is like, their “job,” but I dunno how they deal. Maybe they just don’t internet.

Ugh. I used to work for USDA, and part of the program I worked for was spraying insect pheromones to control an invasive insect. The way they applied the pheromones didn’t really make any sense, and they didn’t do pilot testing or anything to see how it should be done in that specific area. We were based in coastal…

Heh-yeah, most developed countries will only take you if you have a special skill (being a specialty surgeon, for example), married to a citzen, or are going to make a big investment. I moved from the U.S. to Europe several years ago to be with my long-term boyfriend, and I initially went over on a student visa, and…

She never ate cheese in ITALY?? Jeebus, that’s just sad. I don’t eat meat, but I was in heaven in Italy. I mean, the carbs, the cheese...wowza.

I am suspicious that perhaps it eats a lot of fruit...and other things. Like sometimes a bowl of spaghetti, IDK. I don’t know how you wouldn’t just fall apart and blow away as dust if you only ate fruit AND ran really far.

Kind of a shame that anybody who does that risks like, ruining their life n stuff.

Kinda unfortunate it took what appears to be roughly 50 YEARS for it to catch up with him, though.

Only if I can pick my butt with my other hand.

I will come to your hood and defy their athleisure with my athleisure, which is a pair of oversized capri pants from the thrift store and an unmatching baggy brown t-shirt with a fading strawberry decal over a sports bra that is holding enough moisture to save a small country from drought and a podgy gut. With black…