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SAME. I got married after being with my partner for a long time, and my mother still treated me like I wasn’t acting appropriately newlywed at my own wedding-I wasn’t making it look romantic enough, etc. etc. Both our families would’ve been mortally offended if we had eloped, so we had a really small, simple wedding,…

Fear of complications leading to a possible miscarriage/abortion that you don’t want to explain to your conservative uncle later on, lack of narcissism...

Keep it up. I’m in my late 30s and have been married since I was 33-I don’t have kids and am not sure if I want to and I guess people gave up after I passed 35, but the first couple years of marriage was pressure all the time. I mean, what about the people who really want children and can’t have them? That’s pretty…

ya like, propose or something.

Ho shit, ‘female limited’?? I would think that would be a fireable comment.

Yeah-I think my husband has crossed international borders a number of times with his, no questions asked...

Yeah seriously, I hope she gets PAID. I used to work for a different federal agency, and it was mind-boggling to try to figure out how some of the people got hired.

Maybe she can stay if the bullets are pink

While wearing matching bullet necklaces and everything

you have killed me/now I am ded and I need that to be revived.

Tzatziki tomato sandwich. In a fat pita, or perhaps brioche. Muah!

Caprese sandwiches 4evah and evahhhh

Nah, sporks are cool. It’s the mother-bitching fapoons you got to worry about.

Makes this sting all the more. Sounds like a real prize.

Oh man, yeah, that imposter syndrome... I was 2nd in my class and had high SAT scores and activities out the wazoo and worked all kinds of jobs on top of it, and I still believed it when I was told that I got into my undergrad institution because I’m female. I’m white, and it’s probably true that affirmative action…

I’ve Got Mine-not just for the right. We’ve got to get past this way of looking at things.

Appears you’re right-there was a compilation of Tweets (the Tweets themselves are in English) on the data. And also: the last one on the page...

Ugh, me too. Thinking about it makes me tear up, and I had no idea who she was before she was killed...but she seemed to be so dynamic and good. God forbid.

I manage European Projects grants. I assure you, they can make shit verrrrrry painful. Like, worse than I could ever dream up. I don’t doubt that it is going to be hideous.