Ha ha no, sorry to say I don’t know who to credit for it-I lifted it from Animal Planet at some point because I agree with you.

Hoo boy. I live outside of GS cookie territory and last year got a hankering. This recipe is pretty good (though Thin Mints for lyfe yo). If nothing else make the caramel coconut topping part and just eat that.

You are, of course, entitled to your opinion. But Stewart’s mint chocolate chip ice cream cones in summer are reason enough for me to come back to the US every year. Not this year, which has me bummed. Om nom nom.

Ho shit, that’s bonkers. I hadn’t seen that one. I just...don’t get how your kid is witnessed by neutral bystanders raping an unconscious girl and you get out the feminazi card. I mean, the flabbergastation.

Oh man, dude, did you see this on FB? I was like, please let this be a spoof page...but I don’t think it is. How could you be the parents of a kid who was caught raping someone and act like you were the victims??

Yeah, thanks for this and also thanks Mashrou Leila, you might enjoy this one too.

They probably made the poor chaps feel funny in their pants, would be my guess.

Yeah, it totally sounds like a Grindr for gay servicemembers...

Sending out alllll the rainbow flak jackets. Jeebus. Enough heartbreak, everybody just stay cool already.

Yeah, I’ve lived in another country for 5 years now and am still not feeling the need to become a citizen. Maybe if I have a kid I’ll feel the need to vote here, but it’s complicated enough trying to figure out who to vote for in the U.S...

Because non-Muslim people never breed or anything. Yeah, this line of argument...is charming.

Oh shit, forsooth, for I read the Times and I am not of the Chosen. How shall I make it into the Vogue?

Unfollow is my most frequently visited friend on FB.

Especially if you troll 12-year-old kids with misspelled and grammatically incorrect gobbledigook.

Yeah, please homeschool. In a remote area. I don’t want yer cooties.

I have a friend who was anti-vax for a little while (it is more of an anti-authority thing with her than anything, I think) and she eventually came around and her 3 kids are now vaccinated, thankfully. I’m not sure why. I don’t know how your friends would react, but sometimes people need to be gently shown the…

She forgot to write that she ate it with a tub of sour cream and onion dip. That’s what I would do, if I knew someone was gonna publish my food diary. I mean, what happened to that cream cheese? Damned if I know.

Faux pistachio pudding yogurt

I know, I mean, can we just not this time, America? Please? Take a day off. I know you’re stressed, you need to rest a little more.

Yo, I dunno, the metric system is aight. However, if meth was NOT involved in this (bath salts?) I’d be surprised. How do you beat up some innocent person and not be contrite about it?