Ugh, criminy. If one cannot pass a color-in-the lines test, I’m thinking maybe a gun isn’t a great idea. But what do I know.

Chrissy Tiegen is the funny one. Cheryl Tiegs is, evidently, the scoldy one.

Could it be possible that, oh, I dunno, there’s genetic variation in the human population and oh, some people are big and some are small and some are in the middle and that it’s neither anyone else’s concern nor a moral value as to which one you are, and it’s still possible to be healthy even if you are outside…

Ugh dude. whenever I’m at the bus stop (where people aren’t legally supposed to smoke but do anyway, but at least they can’t in bars and restaurants) I’m like goddammit Europe, stop smoking. But in spite of being pretty progressive about a lot of other things, there hasn’t ever been the huge public health…

R U Joking

Yeah-it’s never possible to talk about gun control, and now is not the time to discuss racism, and having a chat about our poverty levels is gonna make someone feel bad so...I mean come ON. Aren’t we the Can Do country? Aren’t we all about telling all the other countries about their shit because we’re the best at…

Nope, sorry. Too bathroom mold-like for me. But if you come over to my house we can eat all the other cheeses, even gorgonzola.

Boo. If daily bathing doesn’t do it, you probably have an infection. Otherwise: vaginal secretions are not a crime.

But didn’t you know the USA is the only developed country in the world...the most blessed, advanced...ha ha I live in Europe and the infrastructure and public services are a sight to behold and I can’t continue to even joke about this. I’m always depressed when I see how beat down everything is and how so many people…

That’s an idea...a reverse boycott. I needed a new fleece anyway...

Yeah seriously-I have a hard time understanding why the idea of equal rights is controversial at this point-but I betcha none of these complainants have ever actually read any of Gloria Steinem’s writing, or have any real understanding of her work. The right’s marketing machine sure is...effective...in its way.…

John Travolta goes to Santa Cruz.

I guess it’s like Kate Bosworth, fancy stereo version.

My mom still has the Princess Diana haircut. Fellow people with unruly hair: do NOT blow dry that shizz. Princess Diana had clown hair.

KAFTAN KWEEN

Either he was born in 1849/or he hath not heard of crock pots.

That’s good to know-thanks very much.

That is, like, Master class-level photoshop. I shudder to think of how long it took, although admittedly I’m not really sure how you’d do that.

Thank you! I may try that but I’m trying to decide if I want to have a kid with my remaining childbearing years, and then get an IUD. Very ambivalent. Ugh.

Ba ha ha!