I’ve never had a baby, so uhm, wth is going on with that bra? I’ve seen nursing bras that sort of peel back a little but this is like, in the same category as assless chaps (?) I mean, probly practical but just...wondering.

Moms can be sort of jerks sometimes. That’s pretty mean. I’ll have my vengeance: I’ll never be a mom ha ha haha

Ha ha I appreciate that. To this day (I’m approaching middle age) I have to be careful not to wear a skirt around my mom because she’ll harsh on me for my fleshy thighs-even a knee-length one can’t prevent the tut-tutting. It seems pretty mean-spirited but makes me jelly of these sticky people who probably have to…

Yeah-you don’t want to be overprotective but some of the possibilities are scary. I’m now old enough that the people I grew up with who all popped out babies when they were young now have pre-teens and teenagers, and some of those kids try to friend me on Facebook. I will not Social with people’s minor kids. I mean,…

It’s all in the tone...also America is the passive aggression capital of the world. Real aggression or keep it to yourself is my motto.

faces, sure but what I want to know is how everybody gets such skinny little legs. they don’t have hills where these people live?

Don’t panic! It’s over in a jiff. And don’t buy into this garbage-your wedding is about (I mean, whatever you want, but traditionally) the place that the couple has in the community. Not shitting yourself translucent-looking. Rly.

asparagus.

They say it’s pretty pricey over at the frisky, too:

I mean, if you have Celiac’s, my condolences, and whatever works for you is fine. But other people who think that being skinny is better than eating complex carbohydrates: BOOO.

I eat zucchini all the time, but eat real spaghetti or get out, that is all.

Ha! I have a degree in plants and I didn’t know half of the shizz she was talking about, but yes, my first reaction was “dang she must spend most of the day pooping with that lack of white flour or anything to slow it down”.

I guess if we keep driving and using tons of energy, we’ll eventually get there. Move to a coast if you don’t live on one yet. We might be able to pull this off in our lifetimes.

Ha-it’s like hanging out with my hometown-based Facebook friends or something. Yeah, our country is full of dickwigs. It’s disappointing. We’re too dumb to even talk about the numerous and substantial policy issues that would come with a Hillary Clinton presidency. Much easier to cackle whilst selling vagina dentata…

Ha ha I’m not big into petitions but a friend of mine just posted a Keep Return of Kings Out of Barcelona and Granada petition-so the grossed-out-ness is international!

Chase must have a bleached-blonde windswept pompadour, regardless of soap opera.

Nah, Sage is alright. Chase and Tanner though? Wannabe docksider-wearers in the New England gentry who ended up living under an oil well in Oklahoma. Weird. I am an ethnic white and I leave this name weirdness to the WASPs to explain.

Yeah-some of those buses are pretty long. There was def. sexual harassment and hitting and such going on in my school bus when I was a kid in the back seats, though thankfully nothing like this. The adults want to sit up front and chit-chat but they need to be roaming.

Rapey-ass rape culture is rapey.

I actually really loved moxy fruvous (I was 20) and was totally bummed out that Jian is a shitscuffing abuser and also that I don’t get to strategically use Michigan Militia and the King of Spain anymore, and I approve of this message.