SmartWool 4evah!

I truly hope you are correct. I live overseas, and the media coverage always makes me feel like everything is Even Worse in America. Also: the person who suggested a 6-month election limit is right. I am exhausted from this already and I don’t even live there.

TAKE MY CLICKS, WONKETTE! ALL OF EM! Except the ones I use at The Toast, for Jane Marie...

Just shorthand for putting rape in the Style section. Not a real thing, as far as I know...

I think the Chanel rape kits preceded her ouster, but still, she was an important person to have in that kind of position. just bluh.

Oh man, yeah. I also find it depressing when really important pieces about sexual assault or what-have-you are relegated to the Fashion section...I guess that’s what they’re going to do around here, though. Sigh.

they make me wish I could sprout adamantium spikes out of my shoulder blades, like Wolverine...

Definitely do not read the comments on the NYTimes piece, urrrk. Because why would you dream that you could be treated like a real human being in 2015?

oh jeebus the unwanted shoulder rub...who amongst us hath not received one of those (shiver shiver hurk)?

I dunno if you saw this article by Dayna Evans but it does seem totally possible. dickheads.

Holy shit, everybody. Boy howdy does the beauty myth begin at home. Shit, I’m so sorry.

Yeah, I couldn’t even believe there was not even any mention of The Slot, which has been so good. And all the sub-blogs they’re shedding that were really enjoyable...ugh. Serious bummer.

I haven’t worn makeup since my own wedding, but I always look forward to the commentary in Millihelen. Really enjoyed the “What’s Up With...” segments and using beauty issues to talk about much larger more serious things. So looking forward to seeing you at The Toast. Mallory and Jane partyyyyy! XXO

I wrote grants for a food bank for a few years. Believe you me when I say that reproductive health care is a very real poverty prevention-related issue and needs to be treated as part of a spectrum of services that is available to mitigate other issues related to poverty-drug abuse treatment, mental health services,…

that’s hilarious and not really possible. but I don’t put plants in my bedroom because I have allergies and sometimes mold grows in potting soil and my lungs are like MOLD! Let’s hurt like crazy! And my eyes are like, MOLd! Let’s make so much gunk you can’t open us!

“with all the coherence of that girl in your dorm who decided to major in sociology because she just really liked people”-crying, will be sending Jezebel a cleaner’s bill for the pee on my couch. the pic alone made me jump up and down.

Hats off to you, Madelein Davies, from the great-grandchild of Syrian refugees.

that seems to be the consensus. Twitter is super-fun though if you follow Gawker/ex-Gawker people. Those folks have Wit.

I guess basically today or thereabouts. I knowwwwwwaaahhhh.

Ohhh now I get it