Penis joke! High five!

Wow, that's really cool- both about you and her. That says a lot about a person who continues to work when they don't have to.

Seriously. If I was a Hollywood actress and I was considering some "work," I'd say I'll have what she's having.

Meryl, that was a good start to a joke. Come on!

Thirded. That was fun to read.

Loving JGL's spiffy bowtie.

That's what I thought happened too. Damnit.

Oh yeah, that's totally my retirement plan right there.

I liked how someone looped Natalie Portman's laugh and Brendan Fraser's clapping together.

That was the gif that just kept on giving.

When I grow up, I want to be like Helen Mirren. Having breasts like hers wouldn't hurt either.

I like the way you think.

I know right? I need those lips on my screen.

It's a bad night for men's hair. Check out the Jezebel gallery and the men's images are toward the end: [jezebel.com]

Hey there's my favorite sexiest marsupial alive, Bradley Cooper.

A lot of the menfolk are sporting some "Something About Mary" do's.

Haha, I'm glad you enjoyed it. It was just so strange to know someone so attractive and know her "list" included those two men. Seriously, she could have anyone and that's who she picked?!

I liked how the announcer said Madonna's name.

WOAH. Nicole's dress looks like one of those spray-paint swimsuits from Sports Illustrated and Sobo ads.

This is weird, but a classmate of mine just LOVED Channing Tatum. It's funny because her two ideals of male physical beauty was Channing Tatum and...Tom Ford. Oh, and this girl looked like an Olsen sibling. I told you this was going to be a weird story.