After you stopped watching to write this, he asked a black reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus, blamed an uptick in Nazi graffiti on “the other side,” and, fuck, probably a few other things but I’m high now because weed is medicine and I’m very sad.

Another good trait in a person you’re grabbing a beer with is knowing when to shut the fuck up and just kind of sit there peacefully drinking your beer. Donald Trump absolutely has no idea how to do that.

Couldn’t get this out of my mind, especially when he went “QUIET QUIET QUIET” to the guy asking about anti-Semitism.

To be fair, the Uncle Drew universe is way more fleshed out and coherent than DC’s at the moment

I hate to praise Sacramento and the Knicks for anything basketball-related, but at least they’re entertaining failure franchises. Post-Dwight Orlando has been just as much of a going-nowhere disaster, but in such a boringly nondescript way that it’s possible to entirely forget they exist.

This is so deliciously good.

The best part of this feud is that Romero preemptively opened a GoFundMe for Bisping’s post fight medical bills.

It will be a battle between him hating his life and having an ego too big to admit it. Should be exciting! Too bad we’re stuck in the middle of that... :-/

He’s sitting by himself in the lunchroom eating Arby’s. Employees are whispering, “Oh, he must be the new guy.”

“To wrap it up, the main character certainly spent most of the book On the Road, which is probably where it gets its title. But is the road a metaphor? I think it’s pretty clear”.

I wonder if it’s going to dawn on him that he’s never going to “enjoy” anything about his life again (assuming he ever enjoyed anything). If he keeps occupying the office of President, he’s going to keep fucking up (only on a progressively larger scale) and getting rightfully shit on by (at least) 60% of the country…

Fuck them. They did a stupid thing and should be made to feel stupid.

“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”

It would be the first time he’s made money!

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.

Also makes the next generation of Amway sellers!

well. the defensive player, not the offensive one initiates the contact.

Who hurt you, starcrunch?

You could’ve made up some of those words and I wouldn’t know any better, but I’ll trust your judgement.