I think it’s more outrage at the fact that the only real consequence a campus which covered up 50+ rapes by players in the name of protecting the football team is a small cut of their tv budget.

Somewhere Rob Deer is pondering why the Brewers let him walk. Just kidding, Rob Deer never knew what a walk was.

“We only believe in sex among the unwilling and unpaid.”

See, it’s funny because mouth sex

I feel for your pain. And I’m going to try to say this in the nicest way possible, but ... he wasn’t the entire country’s father.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

Belichick is a Sith and their powers are less of the “mental manipulation” type and more of the “Do what I say or i’ll blast your ass with Force Lighting” type.

Being an SNL writer these days is like owning a gold mine.

Bobby Moynihan’s horror face as Glenn Thrush is just me everyday now.

When the US invaded Iraq in 2003, some co-workers who knew I had served asked me if I was jealous that I “...wasn’t getting in on that.” When I told them that I thought it was a fucking stupid way to get people killed over nothing, one of them said “I thought you were a MARINE.” Like I was some kind of noble savage…

In this vein, my ideal strategy would be to lay low in South America and drink beer until this awful game comes to an end.

“Respect for sovereignty will ensure a balance of power and non-rivalrous behavior across Europe.”

Some people have small penises and/or other inadequacies that they take out on the world in frightening ways; I think this is a good description of a lot of the neocon ‘academics’ who birthed our Iraq war nightmare.

How I feel most every morning now:

“I can no longer sit back and allow Muslim infiltration, Muslim indoctrination, Muslim subversion, and the international Muslim conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”

Mr. President, I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.

I am a tall white male from Australia. I came in to LAX to attend my sister’s wedding. I went through customs, then came to a lone agent sitting at a glass door. He looked at my not-huge-but-not-small wheeled bag. He demanded to know what I was doing in the US. I told him sister’s wedding. He asked how long I would…

Just because its not singling out ALL the Muslim majority countries does not mean its not singling out Muslims. The world isn’t black and white Chad. If I beat up a Muslim guy because he’s Muslim, the fact that I’m not beating up EVERY Muslim guy doesn’t make me NOT a racist.

That said, what was so bad about the handling of the Sarkisyan piece?

No, you’re looking at the face of frustrated, ignorant rage from a person who doesn’t understand the real problem is the people they’re voting for, not the brown people. Or, in other words, the campaign slogan these people really wanted to hear: IT’S PAYBACK TIME, BITCH.