Wouldn’t it be rich if this stupid act of shit sportsmanship somehow opened the door to an investigation that showed McCaffrey was betting on the game?

On the one hand, yes, it’s kind of classless to attempt that shot. On the other hand, who fucking cares? Why do sports have to be so sanctimonious all of the time?

Not sure what it is about McCaffrey but he sure has grit, wouldn’t expect such a selfish decision out of a high motor guy like that.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

I still think the best description I’ve heard of Sage is, “MMA Flanders.”

It’s not like there weren’t questions about PEDs with him too.

I think Curt Schilling should be in the hall, too—the hall of great big buttheads!

Mike Mussina deserves to go in before Schilling. 270 wins, 3.42 ERA, 7-8 postseason, 1-1 WS, 5-time all star, 7 Gold Gloves.

But New York isn’t Real America, and 9/11 was an attack on All Of Us.

Yes, he absolutely should be enshrined, but at the same time, it is so fucking funny that he isn’t. Knowing he’s on twitter searching for “Curt Schilling HOF” getting angry at people who say they wouldn’t vote for him. It’s the little things that make me happy.

That’s no moon. . . .

It’s also an oddly prophetic Brexit commentary. If you rearrange the letters in Rogue One, you get Gone Euro.

I like this so much better than the silence thing.

I’m not crying, you’re crying

I think you meant:

Craig Sager was the only white man who could get away with dressing like the Bishop Don Magic Juan every single day. Legend.

North Carolina certainly seems committed to taking the title of “Most Embarrassing Carolina” away from South Carolina this year.

Craig Sager was one of those unique television personalities that never seemed like he was made larger by having a camera on him. He always seemed like just a regular guy in a funny suit doing his job, and was wholly cognizant of his good fortune the entire way. The world’s poorer for having lost him.

+1 time Hannah Storm gets a break from this shit

2016 won’t let us keep anything nice.