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I’d like to give you a star tomorrow. Will you be home between the hours of 9am to 4pm to accept? If not, I won’t be available until next month.

Yes, but San Diegan’s won’t care. They won; he lost. Hopefully this will grow a spine in other cities with professional sports teams.

Wherever they land, they should sell stadium naming rights to Comcast and become the OverChargers.

This might be enough to cause the Chargers to bolt.

Part of the reason I love James Harden so much is that it seems like every season has a new narrative with him, and I get to decide if I love or hate him all over again. He’s like the Jimmy McNulty of the NBA.

How the fuck do Real Madrid keep getting the weakest teams left? You seriously have to go back seven bracket stages to find them not playing one of the worst teams left, and that’s only because I don’t remember how good Athletico was in 2014

JEFF FISHER: I’m not fucking going 7-9!

*One finger of the Monkey’s Paw closes*

“Don’t get Bayern don’t get Bayern.”

Army is kind of a joke, we know. I’m a 2010 grad who was a plebe at west point in 2006. This is my 10 year anniversary watching A/N as a cadet/officer. As Army ran out the clock, I started thinking of classmates I had that were killed in the past six years and I completely lost it. Started bawling. I hate hyperbole…

So, Obama’s DOE is going to tell them to fuck right on off, right? This “landing team” landed on hostile territory, right?

And they will most likely be harassed in other ways, and it’ll become bad enough that they’ll quit, or find another agency to work for (but that’ll be hard because of being blacklisted).

I swear to God, if I hear one more person whine about how Hillary didn’t live up to their “oh-I’m-so-special-and-couldn’t-betray-my-values” standards I am literally going to scream. I am more angry at them than for the people who actually voted for Trump.

They don’t go outside and they only drink Coors.

It’s remarkable how fast I’ve gotten used to chest pain and tunnel vision while going about my daily routine.

I was told the only way to save the environment was to protest monsanto and eliminate vaccines. Stein 2020!

Wow... I bet all those “Never Hillary” morons are so glad that their vote didn’t count and Hillary won the election anyway...

TONS of St. Louis sports fans just chomping at the bit to take part in time-honored soccer traditions from Europe, like throwing bananas at black players on the opposing team

They’re saving that one for the eventual Flint, Michigan franchise.

I keep forgetting that St. Louis is an actual city. Seems like an ancient myth, like Atlantis or Utica.