I look forward to reading his upcoming Deadspin articles.

Or, as one of my military buddies once said with respect to the M-16 v AK-47 debate - if I’m a soldier with American logistics and support I want the M-16, if I’m a soldier with Russian logistics and support I want the AK.

This may be the most rational thing I’ve ever heard from a Pats fan.

So, are you offering a place to crash for the next four years?

Bill Simmons was a flawed candidate.

This whole time we assumed IF there was one personality ESPN needed more than the other way around it was Bill Simmons. Turns out it’s actually Skip Bayless.

I know she didn’t win, it’s been all over the news.

Additionally, Trump is part of Romney’s 47%...

Trump said things two things worse per week than Romney’s 47% comment.

Here’s a computer simulation:

#ImWithStan

It is technically possible but then we’re stuck with the vice president, which in this case, might be worse.

Tiffany is the Meg Griffin of the Trumps.

Old White Man Wants Things To Be The Way They Used To Be

I still miss Grantland.

Hey, as long as they’re calling for murder of people based on their occupation, rather than their race, I count that as progress.

Yup they’re all for the 2nd Amendment, but not so high on the 1st.

On a serious note, what the fuck is funny or great about this shirt? A free and open press is something like the cornerstone of American liberties or someshit. Why not just be like “Theater. President. Bullet. Some assembly required”?

I’m going to rant, pointlessly, in the greys. Do you hate the system? Do you want to change things? Then get involved in local government. Hell, get involved with the party you most agree with, and change it. Don’t make a vague plan to vote for the perfect thing that will be just the best, once you come up with it.