Gives a +1 as the band plays on.

With the non-stop election cycle you will get a few weeks rest before it is back to the grind.

“Wow! The new position of these chairs really lets you see the North Atlantic better!”

I didn’t know people were beating each other to death in the UFC...Link?

that snake probably wouldnt be so hungry if it could fuckin see

I’m not buying it. Those guys were WAY too excited to be watching the Redskins play.

#MakeTheIronIslandsGreatAgain

Ballers has titties, Any Given Wednesday only has boobs

Yup. These are my viewer.

[frantically searches list for Kristaps Porzingis]

Here’s the thing, Barry, the White Sox ARE dumb. Us White Sox fans are not surprised at all by this and expect that it will only get worse. Good news is that we don’t have any more good prospects to trade for superstars that are 5 years past their prime.

Those things you thought you learned and were inspired by after reading books like To Kill a Mockingbird or Invisible Man or Black Boy or I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings or A Tree Grows in Brooklyn or Beloved or Remember the Stars or any other book that tackles issues of race and gender and religion? That was…

Knowing the Patriots (and the Browns), Collins is probably riddled with tapeworms, cocaine, or a combination thereof.

A deep, entertaining NBA stocked with arguably the most generational talent since the early-mid ‘90s may wind up being 2016's sole redeeming quality.

What’s the big deal? Tim Tebow bounced passes to receivers for years and nobody was impressed.

Damn, that bit you tossed in there about USA Network’s dramas made me realize just how true it really is. Just…damn.

As a person who has questioned his relationship with alcohol, especially as I’ve grown older, this scares the shit out of me.

Let’s all go to the 1:35 mark and look at the reaction from the Barca players. They got hit with a plastic bottle and they fall over like someone was actively punching them.

WHERE ARE YOUR GODS NOW TECH-PRIESTS OF SILICON VALLEY?