Bowden: “My final thought on Trump is this. If all the immigrants come here, who will make the shoes that players can get for free?”

+1 Order of Lenin

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Not sure what he’s complaining about, at least he got to transfer to a better football program.

These stories are always the best when they come from a team that royally sucks ass.

Of course you would- the other two are already dead!

1a) Roe.

Yep. She finally called him out for being the chickenshit know-nothing he is.

Some things the Republican party needs if we would ever like to win another election.

My personal fav was when she said “he choked” while in Mexico. The train flew clear off the tracks after that.

Sounds like someone just found Deadspin. Welcome to the fold, Darren.

The thing that is amazing at this point isn’t that he says stupid shit. It’s that he continues to say stupid shit and apparently can’t stop. It’s one thing if you are a racist/sexist ass hole. It’s another when you are racist/sexist ass hole who can not just SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I think you’re confusing Arsenal with Tottenham.

Game 2 never happened because that would completely destroy the “Kershaw is a fucking dumpster fire in the post season” narrative

I’m imagining a bug where Joe Hart is stranded in Turin forever. Ends up retiring and opening a small fish & chips shop + barber.

True patriotism is hating the government so much that you take advantage of millions in government loan guarantees and actively campaign for a paying job in the US Senate.

All my excess live in Texas.

If the NFL really wanted to do something about TV ratings, they’d stop airing Jets games.

Sticking with the football theme, it is a “false turtleneck”.

An even bigger warning of what was coming? This was chapter 11 in The Best American Sports Writing 1994 collection.