You are entitled to your feelings but are they really justified?

As a longtime black member of the AV Club community here, I would like to say that this thread is exactly why I love this site. A great forum for meaningful discussion between people of like and differing view points. Zero tolerance of racist trolls. Carry on…

Or simply walk around with a handful Monopoly money pretending like you just cleared the board.

Suppose that makes sense, although Walder Frey didn't seem to mind switching out his daughters for the purpose of merging families. Then again, I'm talking about Walder Frey here.

It bothered me but not in the way you suggest. I think it's a bit of a stretch that such a young king would be married to such an older woman, even with the "combining two powerful families" goal in mind. Does Margaery not have any younger sisters? Is there no other younger female from her family that could achieve…

Somewhere, a man named Michael weeps as he reads your post.

Portlandia could probably do a good skit on this but then they'd probably have to call that episode Brooklyndia or something like that.

Hmm, in the back of an ambulance would be too much for me. Couldn't they just get it on in their own car, behind a tree or an empty patch of beach like the rest of the civilized world?

If I intentionally piss all over somebody, well, sex with that person at anytime thereafter would definitely be out of the question.

Quite the rush, I can say, especially if you get caught despite efforts to conceal yourself as much as possible given the surroundings.

As one of those true stories that can only happen in college, I once dated a girl who I could get off multiple times in a few minutes. The most was probably 5 times in less than 5 minutes. It was so intense, I thought she was having a heart attack by the 5th one, so I stopped. In hindsight, I'm surprised I wasn't…

It's also a pretty tall order to not think of that guy's face buried in your ass crack. Just let that marinate for a minute, I'll be right back…

And while we're on the subject, how on earth did that act come to be known as a tossed salad?

A serious case of the Mondays.

I was totally there. In the same city, I mean.

Sweet ass, sweet!

If you were a real Merikun you'd do fifty! I said fifty!

Oh yeah, tenure all night long. Not so sure that came out right but it came from a heartfelt place, just like ice cold beers from Obama.

Now, now, you two. I'd be happy to play Obama to your black ivy league professor and white cop. Who's with me?

But who will be the new Black arbiter of integrity? I'm looking at you, Flavor Flav!