Holy shit, this is hilarious! My brother had that same Garfield costume at one point. It looked just as dumb then as it does now.

Whatever you do, don't set that cat off. That's the word on the street, anyway.

To be sure, there are nerds, and then there is this guy.

That's worth at least a single soul clap.

Good to see they've adopted the "let nothing go to waste" strategy, and have really committed to it.

The one with the Jerry Curls? Yeah, that's him.

Poppin' n' lockin', baby. Poppin' n lockin'.

Tell me about it. I gouged my eyes out the first time.

F is for FABULOUS! Yaaaaaaaaay! Looks like we got another hit on our hands, ladies! - Stalker showrunner

duuuuh duh, duh duh duh, con-tro-versy!

They still make you?

Well, if you really must know, Tony Sinclair appears about 3/4 in and the positively surreal twist he gives a rough-round-the-edges lime over a crystal tumbler, just before slipping it in ever so gently where it mixes and mingles with 2 sinfully sexy ice cubes, descended from Himalayan glaciers no less, wading in a…

Stay black and long. I can attest to wisdom of this advice. And so do my ladies. Boooom!

Goof. Jerk. What's the difference?

Hey, uh, I wanted to respond to the ad about someone needing a research assistant?

It probably came down to Iron Man suits or Captain America suits… Joint Chiefs Chairman to POTUS: "Why run around in an ass tight lycra body suit with just a shield when you can literally fly around in one of these things?"

And because Redd Foxx could stick her face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies.

You really should stop writing here and go write for True Blood.

Same goes for TV, and don't forget the black actors who sign on to this stuff. I suspect black-ish will soon be an overused way to describe things black people do or the way black people tend to do them, by everyone except the majority of black people (who already have a word for that).

Bill Cosby, is that you?