There is a framework. It was called Beyond Good and Evil HD, the game Ubisoft told everyone they had to buy if they wanted Beyond Good and Evil 2.

Ah, yes. After years of waiting on the cliffhanger of the first game, Ubisoft finally gives us… a prequel that will in no way follow up on that. Just what we all wanted.

Uhhh… Is Fox completely ignorant of the play or something? Ceasar's assassination leads to Marc Antony rallying the people of Rome to destroy the conspirators. He does this by talking about how noble Caesar was.

I'm glad that he isn't letting anything petty, like his little job of running a global superpower, get in the way of spending a whole day on his damn phone tweeting half written bullshit.

"Abraham who? Pfft… Does anyone even remember what party that guy ran for? Probably never went anywhere. "

I'm assuming most of what Trump knows about North Korea comes from watching most of the Red Dawn remake on Netflix before getting bored.

Whiskey…. whiskey never changes.

Remember how the last one had the subtitle "The Final Chapter"?

Uh… They did realize that even if this thing had passed yesterday it would still need to go through the Senate, which also had a lot of opposition to it.

I'm not sure bringing up John Wayne as Genghis Kahn was a good idea, since that was terrible casting in a lot of ways.

If statements, huh? I guess Huckabee's main programming goes like this:

sixpence@nonethericher.com

Set phasers to "Deep Fat Fry", Number One.

"Whyyyyy, Donald?!! Whyyyyy?!?! I fed up with thees world!"

The big question, will The Doctor finally get to be ginger?

Are there really still people out there on the "Leave Chris Brown Alone" kick?

I… have nothing… I wanted to say something snide, but this is so fucking stupid. The nominee for Secretary of Education doesn't know what standardized testing is and thinks students should have guns in case of fucking bear attacks. Fucking. BEAR. ATTACKS! Because most schools in America are now in the middle of the…

Wow… They got Jon Voight. I guess his normally crammed schedule is a bit more open since no one has signed on to make Karate Dog 2 yet.

To be fair, Trump needs three balls just to make up for the two he lost to Ivana in the divorce.

And don't get me started on how much of the wardrobe budget would be spent on pouches.