Advisor: Mr. President! Stay away from that industrial wood chipper! It's very dangerous!

I know nothiiiinnnk. I see nothiiinnnk.

Ever since Chucky's cousin, Freddy Fazbear, went on that killing spree, people started to get suspicious of him.

Yes, the counter protesters were "very violent", which is why they were the ones who got injured and killed by a nut job in a car, who is a terrorist, because white people can be terrorists.

He compared himself to Charlie Chaplin? Seriously? You sent out a two word Tweet, dude. That doesn't make you some brilliant satirical genius.

Trump: Help! There's a crazy person shooting up my apartment!

Cue scene of Mark Wahlberg talking soothingly to some coral that turns out to be plastic.

I assume the tool the CIA uses to steal people's information is called "Yuffie" then.

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Well, Mike Pence thought Mulan was horrible for giving girls the idea that they could be equal to men in the military. He also said this would lead to them getting raped because… reasons.

Moochie: I have to go. My home planet needs me. *dies*

That sounds like something an Old Man would say.

Kellyanne Conway, the political world's 3rd rate Carrot Top.

One court decision to rule them all and in legal documents bind them.

Great. It's the car humping ad from Southland Tales all over again.

It was a DTV release. The only reason I had ever heard of it was because I saw it on a Best Buy shelf.

He wasn't there to protect Landham from attackers. He was there to protect attackers from Landham.

So it was just regular level stupid instead of very stupid then?

They're just mad cause his Shwartz is bigger than their's.

Personally, I think Gwen Stacy would make more sense then any of those right now.