But where are they going to find that many actors with giant muscles, tiny feet and a million teeth?

Because as we all know, once you become President, nobody ever criticizes or questions you and all those who did before bow before you like Victorian servants. That's why the Republicans have gone eight years without ever opposing Obama's agenda or questioning his leadership.

I wonder how, w he did on the set of Ghosts Can't Do It with fellow cradle robber/pervert John Derek.

Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum an villainy.

Insert Portal reference here.

You mean like Peter Pan shaking her down for fairy dust with a vigorous spanking? I don't see what could be read as sexual about that.

Actually, I'm surprised Disney didn't try to remold this into another Tinkerbell movie.

You've kiiiiillled meeeeee! *dissolves*

The cartoon isn't the only animated version of Zelda. There's also the CD-I Zelda games.

Considering the "Taste the rainbow" marketing I'm surprised Republicans don't think all Skittles are poison that turns people gay or something.

Is it just me or does that photo on the cover remind anyone else of the Lollipop Girl from the cover of Grand Theft Auto IV?

All while knowing that he could crush both of them without even trying.

I get the feeling Len Wiseman and Paul W.S. Anderson are in some kind of pissing contest to see which of them can make the most movies that are just excuses for two hours of "Check out my hot wife, losers".

These must be those early model Terminators that Kyle Reese mentioned. Sorry, Skynet, you'll have to do better then that.

"A sexy contemporary twist". Ah, yes. That's what a story about starving Victorian orphans needs.

Well, that seems like a strange thing to sell in Crystal Lake. That would be like if in Halloween 4, the Haddonfield costume shop still sold the mask Michael Myers used in his killing spree or the clown costume he wore when he killed his sister.

Which has a convenient ax mark in the exact same place for some reason.

Thank you, Mario, but our Princess is in another corn maze.

Also, didn't that mask get snapped in half by Not-Carrie's telekinesis in Part 7?

Velma: *pulls wig and mask off Jacobson* Jinkies! Michael Jacobson was Donald Trump the whole time!