Mmmmm… Tastes like heavy metal poisoning.

Personally, I think they should call it "The 13th Friday".

Hey, that's someone else's problem to deal with cause we sure didn't start the fire.

Also Reaganomics.

That's a horrible thing to do to a lion. Poor thing would end up with an ulcer after that.

And that was what he was like *before* he lost all his limbs and got charbroiled.

He was a good friend… which is why I chopped off his limbs, watched him burn to a crisp and left him to die a slow, hideous death.

Rabiiiinnn don't liiike it! Dun-da-lun-dun! ROCK the kasbah! ROCK the kasbah!

"We're getting Sean Connery to play the lead. I mean he was able to pass as Japanese in 'You Only Live Twice', right? And he also played an Egyptian pretending to be a Spaniard in 'Highlander'. He'll be perfect!"

I have. They look like anthropomorphic bats.

I think this has less to do with proper foot care then indulging people with a fetish for the feet of pregnant Disney princesses… which is apparently a thing now.

Indeed I do. And Caddicarus, who also covered a lot of them.

Snow White and the Seven Clever Boys is just one of a whole flood of shitty Disney knockoffs by Phoenix Games, which usually featured the shitty Disney knockoff movies by German studio Dingo Pictures.
One of the dumbest was called Lion and the King… Yes. Really. That one was also released as Son of the Lion King.

Blomkamp is starting to teeter towards being sci-fi's M. Night Shyamalan. And we already know what actual Shyamalan sci-fi looks like. *shudder*

Fun fact: the British use the word "norks" as slang for breasts. I guess someone on the dev team really loved the gunfight in the Hooters from the first game.

I guess this means 43 is the answer to the question of death, the antiverse and nothing.

Welcome to one hit wonderdom, Robin. There's a seat for you at the back of the bus next to Vanilla Ice.