I agree. I’m not saying it was a prank, just speculating that those passing punishment might...kind of in that “boys will be boys” mindset when not passing a harsher punishment, but I’m guessing I didn’t make that point clear enough. My bad.

The dude on the right was in The Nightmare Before Christmas. Another man ruined by a childhood in acting.

In a few years you will address these guys as Officer.

Chicago has been doing something similar this year projecting art and video on to the side of the Merchandise Mart.

That looks awesome.

Next expected headline: “Trump cancels Monument event, saying it will cost ‘too much, and take to long, to build a rocket on the Monument’.” Sorry, couldn’t resist. 

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I would replace every one of my Trump supporting neighbors with the people they’re so afraid of in a heart beat.

The Orioles are the dreary, regular kind of shitty. The Mets opened this season honestly believing they’d contend for a championship! Their dipshit general manager, who calls in game-day decisions from his damn couch, told the rest of the NL East to “come get us.”

Mets fan since ‘71, listened to the game today, and when Frazier hit his two-run home run in the 9th, I felt absolutely nothing. Not because it wasn’t a splendid moment, but because I knew — the way Spock knows that when he drops a hammer on a positive-gravity planet, he doesn’t have to see it fall to know that it has…

Sorry fellas, gotta go, I have an Alexander Pope lecture to give at Queens Community College.

A lot of people might not care about this, but it won’t quite be the exact same - streaming quality tends to be pretty ass compared to bluray, it’s just not viable to send the same data rate over broadband that can be read from a disc. I can pretty much guarantee that all the complaints about the Battle of Winterfell…

Oops, looks like you misspelled ‘Waterloo.’  

When you, inevitably, do this for other pro-sports animals, please make sure Clark the Cub has a proper Bear penis.

Fixed the New Orleans Pelicans logo for you.

Ok, so just hear me out.....

Every time I see someone whining about notches:

I have to say, while this is obviously a better design (aside from the fact that the tech doesn’t sound like it’s perfected yet), I’m surprised how upset everyone seems to be about notches. I don’t mind the iPhone X notch (I don’t have one and am not an Apple guy, before anyone accuses me), and in general this isn’t…

No, we are disrespecting their memory by allowing it to happen again.

I don’t necessarily disagree but if one begins getting caught up debating the labeling of a detention center where kids are in crowded, unsanitary rooms, away from their parents, we may be a part of the problem. The massive outrage over the use of the term is serving as a distraction from the real issue - the…

One of my favorite baseball memories was being in Pittsburgh for a 3 day series between the Pirates and the Giants. Finally on the third day, Benitez came in for the Giants. He did not disappoint. Blew the save. I was finally able to enjoy watching it happen. And his dopey walk back to the dugout was finally…