“Is it Scarpiello or Scallopini? Which is it? Monz, I want the one with the sausage. Wait a second. Monz, remember we went to that place? Remember the pasta with the sausage? Was that Scarpiello? In Astoria. It was bolognese? It wasn’t sausage? Ok. I’ll have the fish.”

My first thought when I saw all the weird soccer shit was that he’s tinfoil ted

This is all a big setup for a Full Bone Marrow Transplant Match at WrestleMania.

You can go shit in your hat!

You can go shit in your hat!

They’re Mallo Cups you fucking commie. You should chop off a finger for disparaging one of the finest candies ever created.

They’re Mallo Cups you fucking commie. You should chop off a finger for disparaging one of the finest candies ever…

I’m a Leafs fan and Kessel is still my favorite player. Steve Simmons completely made up the whole hot dog story but his paper sucks so he still has a job. Phil, on the other hand, has two Cup rings and got name-checked by Barack Obama at the White House. Advantage Kessel.

the idea of this man speeding across the length of the ice behind an entire defense to put away a breakaway goal is undeniably amusing

That might be the best price-to-piece ratio I’ve seen for any Lego set, ever.

That might be the best price-to-piece ratio I’ve seen for any Lego set, ever.

Good info.

Good info.

Awesome build. Great writeup. Please tell your overlords, Stef, that auto play videos are punishable by death.

You should take the job and be our mole! Think of it as being a double agent, lying in wait until the perfect moment when ZAP! You bring the whole fucking thing down.

Eew Gross!

So the guy wanted to train surf after a loss? Jfc, Boston at least limit your stupidity to jumping into tables. 

True story - what’s even sadder for that beer vendor is that his job doesn’t even provide enough to allow him to go back to his home in Kansas to visit his father. His dad had to use some of his retirement savings to travel to Landover just to be able to see his boy.

“We’re working too,” Iacuzzi’s pal James Amaral said. “My man had to run across three lanes of traffic.”

This is really going to complicate his supreme court confirmation hearing in 2052.

He looks like Conor McGregor after a month at sea.

By one minute, Daaaaamn Gina. You beat me by one minute while I scanned google images for a good match.

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.