“I don’t care if he is gay or not, I just don’t want to hear about it!”

You should have one of those voice mail messages where you say “Hello” and it sounds like you’re on the other end. Then about 10-15 seconds in say they need to speak up because you have a bad connection and then do it again after 10 seconds and, after another 20 seconds by which point they should be screaming…

Few things are more insufferable than listening to someone try to explain why something is funny.

Thank you for posting that. I hadn’t seen it but I heard about it. She apologised for it on Twitter, basically saying her one job is to be able to read things live on air, but I couldn’t blame her in the slightest. I think she was really professional and brave to try as hard as she obviously did, and equally…

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

Yes she definitely suffers for a few minutes at least

I hope one of her heels break while she’s walking down some stairs and she tumbles the rest of the way and then she dies.

Pivot to Hernandez is a media trend I can get behind.

You are aware these are 5 STAR FUCKING RESORTS RIGHT. Not a fucking motel 8 on the side of your dads dick.

Seriously there has to be more of these, right? I want to like quit my job and sit down with a cache of them and just tune out the world. Why is this so amazing to me?

Jack could use a shoulder to cry on because that bat is fucking glued to one of his.

Hat tip to Ashley Feinberg.

I did not generally care for his “personality”, but Les Halles was one of my very first “eye opening” food experiences in NYC. Having come from a family where people only ever ate steak medium well, when I ordered steak frites done medium well there, the waiter kindly and patiently explained to me that that was not a…

I am so sad. That fact that Eric was the one that found him makes this doubly devastating.

It’s a “flying coaster” in which you are held in a prone, upside down position for the duration of the ride

The dart seems to have worked but where did you release him?

why is there a part of me that wishes you changed your handle to 50ShadesOfGraysAnatomy?

My best, Ed

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