I’ll be interested to see what the ice spheres look like when they are shit out into the bin. It’s my understanding that making clear ice is somewhat difficult without the proper machine and even at $4400 I’m skeptical.

Holy shit. I first came to know of her during her stint on Mythbusters, which is probably rather late, and I don’t closely follow the disciplines where she excelled but there was never a shortage of people who could tell you how much of a badass she was. She seemed to be universally respected and admired. Huge loss…

The point is to get people talking...which seems to have worked.

Later in the mid-innings Gary said he felt like he was watching a cricket match.

Hue Jackson: A winner who lost.

Fuck him.

** Likely scenarios.

Holy fuck this paragraph:

Our front yard is such that I can mask off the street and sidewalk so it only alerts if someone walks into the yard. That ant’ll getcha every time, though.

In my app:

Wait.

Shit

This is a solid joke but I regret to inform you I said this first.

Counterpoint: they look like country bumpkins that rolled into Anytown, Nebraska to play a three game set with the United Church of Christ.

<whispers> Barack, come back. :(

FINE, MATT.

Nothing. Five years? Come on.

Same.

I’ve been shopping panflutes lately. 40 note is a little more than I need but this is found money so fuck it.

Orioles position player?...I’m still trying to figure out how one can get a save and still lose.