Impressive, sure, but this seems like the football equivalent of throwing curves and changeups at 6 years old.

I didn’t watch the game because, like the players themselves, I gave up on this season a while ago so I can’t really comment on a 754-4 loss. I kinda take issue with the opening paragraph’s suggestion that they should have traded someone away. IMO they made the right move: hold on to the pitchers and spend money to…

If this had happened in Nashville those fuckin hillbillies would have poured beer down it’s throat.

All this is great and fine and probably great but I’m really here for The Bronx.

I’m not a proponent of banning books...buuuuuut every copy of Babar should be burned, never to be reprinted. My son’s copy included. I stand by this.

Look, I get the three-headed GM is viewed as inept and clumsy (I’m not even disputing that) and the Wilpons can’t be trusted as far as you can throw them (also no dispute) but don’t you think had there been a better deal out there they would have taken it?

He seems to have learned the art of vagueries, I’ll give him that.  

You missed the part where SD had to throw in Cimber to sweeten the deal.

I know this isn’t the point of the article but I’m so sick of the harping on the Familia deal. They got what the market dictated: shit. The Mets had zero confidence in Familia. Could he blow you away? Yeah, sure. But there was an even greater chance he was going to spot the opposition two baserunners before he got the…

Armando Benitez v2.0

As I said in the later reply: after looking into it further I’m not confident that is the same Angela Sparrow. It was too late to edit my post.

Correction ^^^ Appears to be a different Angela Sparrow.

Further: That one employee, Angela Sparrow, is a former Miss Illinois / Miss USA contestant without any relevant experience.

A startup, you say? Pray tell, who is behind this...startup?

It’s spelled Seecockus.

Wait a fucking second....Dave, Shelley, & Chainsaw???

Nascar is like the major-league baseball season. Too fuckin’ long. Only the last 10% (25% if I’m generous) actually matters.

Shoutout to the #straightpride buffoons, too. They very much want to be included.

To be fair, Elon’s band sucks, too.

Yes, I order a full sized quesadilla all the time. The trick is to order it first so you don’t hold up the line and it’s ready once they’re done with the rest of your order.