Holy shit.

Wow, Here’s Chipper Jones with an intelligent, nuanced opinion on....excuse me?...

Brave would have been promising to refuse NRA money going forward. It was an unbelievably easy thing and he didn’t do that. Any money turned away would have been made up by those applauding his decision. It was one of the more obvious questions that would be asked and he looked completely unprepared to answer it. Or…

This kind of toilet exists. It’s called a macerator toilet.

Oh, that one. We don’t talk about that one.

Geno has been at that level for about 3 weeks now.

You should not withhold. The atrocity that is that board “layout” is only overshadowed by the subject matter.

No utility to you, the consumer. It has plenty of utility to the retailer and manufacturer as an advertisement of itself on the shelf and/or peg hook. The bag clearly states the weight of the product therein.

Any fuck ups of note?

Years of practice.

Not this time, Mountain.

I remain shocked there are people who willingly admit to being friends with this guy.

It’s not like she has to worry about driving there or parking there or waiting in a TSA line or setting foot in the terminal. It’s closer to Manhattan than any of the other options, especially with a police escort.

In before the DKPS chuds come in to defend his honor.

If your event is so dumb / boring that you can’t attract people without the promise of getting belligerently drunk...

Absurd. It’s none of my business if a dog wants to bump a couple rails to take the edge off.

Oh hell, it’s a gd Game of Thrones reference?

But what does a starfish’s butthole have to do with soccer?

Yo, Mikey C, you gonna let this guy peg you like that?

This guy is my favorite: