Very Lumberg-y if you ask me.

"Booze It & Lose It" is a great PSA on Gary Busey's life.

And now here is where we are: The boob-grab, it appears, is the new high-five."

JD when are we Chicago degenerates going to meet up and start the Second Great Fire?

What do you guys think of Kevin McHale game calling? I kinda like him as an analyst. Pretty insightful and his awkwardness kind of adds to the character of the telecast. Can I really be thinking this?

"Makes an irrational promise in New York and ditches it for the allure of Miami? Sounds great."

How long do you think Shaq will try to remain a part of the American sports psyche? I just don't see him as a "ride off into the sunset" kind of guy. I see him as more of a "perpetually lingering fart" kind of guy.

"I used surplus league funds to purchase...our silver 'Italian Championship Cups.'"

"It's about the game, it's about the players, it's not about guys doing handstands."

Music DUAN

That isn't a pack of smokes. That's what we degenerates call a "weed carrier."

Orlando Brown concurs.

Would you vaporize or tube it?

Would you say that they need to come up with an Intelligent Design to stop Rondo?

"it's odd to see the head of a billion-dollar business publicly demanding that a woman be put on a leash two days before his billion-dollar business stages a major event"

"2 tufts...1 bard"

"The fact that we're allowed to do all this campaigning, and with the aid of state media, is a clear sign that the authorities are condoning the message."

"Boo the ginger until he snaps."

These announcers are more excited than a nun at a gloryhole.

I know I'm way late on this but I had to throw this up when I saw the Jamiroquai video. I am a fan of an eclectic range of genres, but my favorites from what I consider the dubstep/heavy base trance horizon have to be Pretty Lights and Bassnectar. Throw that shit on sometime.