Wow.

I think we can both (all?) agree that we really just miss the Comment Ninja.

Erg has opened up a whole new world of music for me, but there was once upon a time when I would wait around for ClintinPortisHead music selections at night.

Today I was fired from my job as an accountant (not performance related). I'm not sure how to take this. I'm not even sure I can handle a career of this kind of tedious work. I simply stayed in it due to lack of other options. Has anyone else here faced a similar dilemma whether provoked (fired) or on your own will…

That's so Tyson™ of him. He took home two breasts!

After a couple of listens I may have found myself actually seeing some quality in Jeezus. While no song is radio worthy, in its entirety I think it actually plays out somewhat refreshingly. While he should give the Skrillex a rest in the future, it isn't as offensive as the first listen led me to believe. Bound 2 is a…

If there's one thing I learned about Deadspin today, it's that you mother fuckers LOVE your beer.

Hahaha. That is awesome that he feels comfortable enough with his big sis to talk to you about this kind of stuff. High school is awkward enough as it is, I'm happy for him. Young love like that is fun to see, even if you're only a few years older.

Congrats to your bro. I can remember myself being his age and just being a wreck all day before I got to spend an extended period of time together with a girl at night. If a high school guy can make it through a dinner without totally ruining the girl's evening I would consider it a success. If she's willing to go to…

Felice Bros are terrific. Always been a Yonder fan myself.

Donovan is just here to give the black man's perspective.

I'm heading to New Orleans for St. Patty's/bachelor party weekend with the college guys. I have no idea what to expect but I can assure you I will never be able to hang with 21 year old me.

I actually enjoy this much more than the prior iteration. I'm all for more content, and I feel like this should weed out the mouthbreathers much better than anything we've seen since 2011. I would love to see some of the guys I "grew up" with on Deadspin again (looking at you Robert Wheel and Portishead). Anyway, keep…

This was just all levels of brilliant a week ago. I think it may have been missed by many due to the long weekend.

[cums]

This is so late but just, wow. Bravo.

All you mad bastards that keep Heading for the Exits going, THANK YOU.

Please make a habit out of stopping by here frequently like in the old days, you hipster doofus.

Late, but damn that is good.

Since the change, I only come to DUAN for Portisbeats.