Wow! Does he really do that "Every Morning"?

+ 1 latchkey

"bring in the Chicago hipster audience from Wicker Park and Bucktown"

Yea, but he's so Charmin.

The Hangee Upee? Yes. Big Shitty Tap? Even better.

Music DUAN

Anyone who was able to watch and cover the early 2000's era of NBA basketball and not gouge out both eyeballs is OK in my book as well.

Someone better check the feed in the kitchen repairman's van.

....and he knows about a "really tight party in Lincoln Park" after the game.

I would have guessed Charmin.

Just getting home from a night out in Chicago. Passed families walking into various churches on the walk.

Maybe Cowherd blew it up.

They had one of these at Pro Player stadium once, but they couldn't get the smell of weed and hooker spit out of a stadium after one of their 80's Turn Back the Clock nights.

Hmm. That's weird, because Gary Busey's blackouts occur all over the U.S. as well.

The request was politely declined by the board with a vote of 3/5.

Just the tip. Just to see how it feels...

Can you blame the guy? That team looked gassed...

"There's a 45-year-old divorcee with three kids eager for YOUR love."

ESPN radio DUAN

Wow. Did anyone else just hear Kevin Harlan say "Nene! With the foreign facial!!"?