@MopUpReliever: Wow. Uh, sorry?

Boston's going to look like a glazed doughnut.

@NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: That Jimmah would be puhfect fah ah dahkie hatin' Celtics!

@Toats MacGoats: Wal-Marts in Alabama?

@Lady Pha Pha: John Salley...

@Telemundo: Romanowski. No doubt about it. He has to be number one.

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: That is spot on. I love waking up with that feeling of shame and self-deprecation after looking at my phone, then telling myself "never again."

@Julian Vargas: Huge JW and DW fan, but I don't know how you beat this stuff. So on point.

@7MinuteAbs: I hear you there. I'm actually not planning to take my first part until after this "busy season." Not sure about your status as far as academics/profession, but trying to study while being in public accounting from January-April seems to be a deathwish (from what I hear). So until April, that box will…

@7MinuteAbs: I'm right with you bud. Just completed the last of my 150 hours only to be rewarded with that beautiful box of Becker materials.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Disclaimer: OSU fan/OSU grad/generally large shit talker

@Dee Dee King: It frightens me that America would be tuning in for the Mama Cass/Susan Boyle duet.

@squirrelmstr: One of those nights...

@JohnnyDrinky: Excellent JD

@Julian Vargas:

DUANde esta DUAN?

@AzureTexan: /I have no shame, even as a Clevelander

@Tulos_Mullet: I transferred here for my job from the New York City office. I am from the Midwest originally and can hands down say the quality of life you live here is better and cheaper than in NYC. The people really make the city. I have only been here about 4 months and it has been a very stellar experience.

@The_Night_Man_Cometh: I hear where you're coming from though. "Look at this chick, she may have the same sense of humor as I do! Which would put us at a combined maturity level of 25 years."

@The_Night_Man_Cometh: Where is said skirt in your screengrab? Certainly you can't mean Jeff's daughter?!