@Donté Stallworth Driving School: You sparked my interest.

@Julian Vargas: While on the topic of California, I always wondered how they put a price on these kind of busts...

@Julian Vargas: Wow. Just what California's state budget crisis ordered!

@SimuLord: "Business Finance: the Global Banking Industry." Taught by a former Lehman Brothers Credit Trader. Those guys shouldn't be allowed out in public, much less be the ones shaping America's future business leaders...

@Same Sad Echo: "Louis" definitely went under the radar last year, but I can't remember a single episode where I didn't lose it laughing uncontrollably.

@Mopy: Accountant?

fruitlessly try to win

SEC fans: There's always a crystal method to their madness.

"Look at that Kuhn run!"

@Da Mang: Needs more AIDS

Anyone here like electronic music or music festivals (Bonaroo, Coachella, etc)? Any Deadspiners interested in this?

@AntoineWalker: Go to the matinee showing for $1.25!

@Tristan_13: Nope, Lotrimin

Running a "Sluggo Route" to the liquor store. Suggestions?

@sweatingmullets: Did no one mention the Black Keys are the musical guests?

"Penetration into the backfield is the key to short yardage defensive situations."

Alex Flanagan easily just made up for a whole first half of commentating debauchery.

@Always Winning: Where is Julian Vargas today. He's such a firecracker.

@Jake Locker's Locker: The pregame shows especially...

@Maloik: Speaking of David Carridine, time to kick the bucket for the night!