I called my geoduck "The Rock".

Wait, we're not supposed to do that anymore?

It says that Mitch Albom and Jessica Alba are writing a book about molly.

In the subset of this category "descent of British aristrocracy into battiness", Peter O'Toole should win some kind of reward for The Ruling Class.

They didn't even have the common courtesy.

It did. It was the future slitting its wrists at the prospect that Kanye West actually does represent the zeitgeist.

The Untold History of the United States:

Dos Equis: Stay shitty.

Neither of them hold a candle to Miracles, which is one of the most righteous pieces of cheese ever. God, do I love that song.

Just try to bring some illumination up in here. But I'll take some cookies. *rom,rom,rom*. Thanks.

Huh Mr. McRib? 
The Belleville 3 did invent techno by mixing elements of house, industrial and German electronic music. Jeebus, give the guys some deserved credit. This is precisely an example of why the term appropriation drives me nuts.

This weekend was Nuit Blanche is Toronto. However, I experienced catastrophic fail due to an injurious combination of soju and bicycle.

Oh dude, 4Tet did the most amazing extended set on RinseFM yesterday. Dan Snaith was in there a bit too. Just a deep and slightly chill mix. Dammit, I'm going to listen to it again it was so meaty. You can download 2 of 8 hours here:

Blueberry Nights was bad in the most dangerous way: it made me wonder if I had been an emotional fool who was too caught up in the gorgeousness of his previous movies to notice their intrinsic superficiality. Authentic romanticism and sentimentality is hard, but in fact, I think he did pull it off in ItMfL and 2046.

As in "I will attempt in this paper an deep excavation of the commodification of the problematizations of the delocalized and subtemporalized populations of migrant workers in Tijuana"?

Aw hell na. That's some wimpy second year shit - nothing telegraphs "don't fail me cause I have no clue what I'm talking about" like explorations.

Yes. And while were here:

Hey, at least it's an interrogation, I'm so sick of queries.

You say that so dismissively, but this one time when I flushed a whole fistful of twenties down the terlet I hit jackpot and was showered with GOLD.

Great interview Will. Stanton be Stantoning.