Word to the Smacky.

I don't get it at all. I believe some of the same commenters were touting the greatness of Billy Idol a few weeks back. 
WTFF? 
Billy Idol is greater than RHCP? That is wrong. Scientifically. BAM.

Agreed MBS. Adolescent Me loved The Big Blue too. I cried like a fucking baby. Goddamn happy-sad dolphins get me every time.

Let me help:

*weeps alone quietly in the long abandoned storefront of Beat Connection*

Fuck origin stories, I want a Star Wars rom-com:

*sabrages bottle of cheap schaumwein, waves it around recklessly*

Hey Walter, I simply fix your typo and you'll get it plenty:

That seems highly unlockly.

Fun fact: Did you know that Freemasonry is still quite popular in Cuba? Truly, the fifties live forever in Cuba.

They control all the… jaaars.

Somehow, I can only picture the Arcade Fire jaeger being constructed from papier-mache, old bicycle parts and a hurdy-gurdy. It's special attack consists of un-funky arm flailing. The Kaiju when confronted by it give it a quizzical look and then carry on rampaging.

Having bashed and scraped the shit out of my own late model GT, this actually sounded enticingly familiar to me. Fuck it, if the real main character is a Shelby getting bashed up, i'm in.

Yaya, and more, I kind of figured that there would have been a Chinese market version where the Crimson Tide or whatever would get more screen time and play a critical sacrificial role in saving the PRC mainland before exuent.

Holy shit, the keyboard player from Sweet Billy Pilgrim has a new solo album?

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus , I fear at times one must seek the answer further to south:
The A.V. Club: Juventud Rebelde for hipsters

Why worry? It would be like nothing ever happened…

Wait, are you the lead singer from the greatest, most fearsome of all 80's bands, Saga? Because that would kind of make sense.

falling sick on a journey 
my dream goes wandering
over a field of dried grass

Does soju and vitamin water orange drank count? Cuz that's just a nutritional weekday breakfast drink the way I look at it.